Girls Are Dumb
This post is prompted by the quick progression of a relationship between a guy that used to hit on me & his pathetic girlfriend. He couldn’t handle the heat when I started insult-flirting with him a couple of weeks ago, so I checked out his myspace. In about 2 months they’ve gotten to the “I love you” stage…or at least she has.
Okay, so I’ve been in love before…or at least completely infatuated. I can understand wanting to shout it out from the mountain tops that you’ve found “the one”, but come on, is his myspace page the place to do it? Other than being oh-so middle school, it wreaks of insecurity. You might as well say “back off bitches, he’s mine!” Why do girls think it’s okay to fly their crazy flag? I mean, this is a whole new level of desperate. She posts a pic of them at a wedding with the caption “Can we be next?!” WOW! Who knows, maybe they’re soulmates. My guess is she’s just another psycho broad hell-bent on getting married & crankin’ out the kids.
Has this become the norm? Whatever happened to the Samanthas & Mirandas? Why can’t a girl just date people & not take it seriously. I thought that women were finally starting to take their time to figure out who they were before taking the plunge, but it turns out that all of the old single chicks are just divorced. I don’t want that for myself; a life riddled with mistakes and regrets. I’ll be damned if I ever turn into a gushing idiot & toss my future to the wayside for the chance to snag a guy.
So here’s the question. Have you ever been or been with that girl? How did it turn out? I know someone has to have a great story about a nutjob from the past.
themicrocosm
corporateamerica101
The Hazean
intellectuallyactive
drkllpnt
erikpetesgirlfriendssister
MrNiceGuy
carrieskaleidoscope
senatorbailey
That is pretty lame, I’ll admit. What peeks my curiosity is that you use those sites as some investigative tool. This is at least the second time you’ve mentioned it. Are you figuring anything out about yourself by “spying” on people’s websites? Or is it just out of boredom? Jealousy? It must be rough being desperately single in Vegas. I weep for you.
There are stories to tell, but not from me.
I would say there are a lot of great reasons why these “girls” quickly fall in love and want to get married. Physiological is huge. As much as we have developed as a society, primal desires continue to creep in.
Here’s a common thought: sex is a powerful drug. We haven’t been able to conquer that drug and why would we want to conquer something so… fucking good? But, realistically we are weak, give me a condom so I can have sex and fulfill my insatiable desire to mate with fertile women without getting the bitch pregnant!
So, that being said, take a vulnerable young woman and put her in the big world and she will try to find a comfortable “home.” It’s not just women, but men too, at least many of them. It is what many of us have grown up knowing: a security net of mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, husbands, wives, etc. Many people don’t like being alone.
I have a theory that you can substitute a relationship with good friends as long as you get laid every once in a while. The sex keeps you from losing your mind, the friends give you somebody to bitch to about anything and everything and they provide support when you can’t provide it yourself. Otherwise, you will get married or in a relationship or some shit. Very few people are tough enough to last without some good friends around. If someone lives along long enough without friends, and they are reasonably attractive, count on a hardcore relationship to develop.
That doesn’t mean you have to be alone to get into a relationship, we know that’s not true, but fuck if you don’t get to be the last few standing. I got some big aspirations. I am going to try and do as many of the things that I want to do with my life. A marriage would fuck all that up. I know that too well.
As for girls, 98% of them are predictable nutjobs ;). Of course, I’m sure all the ones reading this are in the 2% so consider yourselves lucky. Those 2% are the unpredictable ones, they are interesting.
Touché, Mr. Nice Guy. I would say it’s a combination of boredom & curiosity. When someone blows me off I have this strange need to know why. Let’s call it closure. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll settle for laughing at them. And yeah, I don’t exactly have too much going on aside from preparing for the week of partying ahead of me. Oh, and I had some stomach thing this weekend that kept me in bed for the majority of two days (think Rear Window).
Wait a second, I’m justifying looking at someone’s public webpage… That doesn’t make me a snoop, that makes me a myspace user. People look at my page everyday. I don’t know who, and I don’t really care. Have I lost my privileges to look at an acquaintance’s myspace because of my track record of looking at things I’m not supposed to look at? Oh, and for the record, I looked at your facebook when we became friends, but I do not frequent that page (hope that makes you feel better).
Microcosm, you’re getting soft in your old age. Flattery will get you places, but it’s not as intellectually stimulating. You’re a pussy for not calling me out as just another crazy bitch. I guess I can’t complain though, because someone did have the balls to say it. I must say that I did expect more from you, and when I read it in the dressing room @ Barney’s, I almost puked in my mouth a little. So what are these big aspirations? So far they don’t seem to be career related…Sorry, I had to.
Clearly, and predictably you didn’t think you fit in with the 98%.
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
Well, it matters not that anyone visits my myspace page; I don’t even visit the sight that often. Myspace sucks, unless you like advertisements. Surfing the different profiles doesn’t make you a snoop, but it’s the way you do it and the reasons that do.
And, just for the record, we already know you have plenty of time on your hands, as evident by having your own public, journal blog aside from your written, and more juicy I imagine, version.
I’ve never been able to comprehend the types that bounce from one relationship to another without a cycle of the moon passing by. I can’t imagine having so little self confidence and insecurity about “alone”.
When I was in high school I met this girl. The next day there was a dozen roses at my parent’s door. I was spooked for sure. I told her I wasn’t down and woke to find my car keyed from bumper to bumper. So, yeah, I’ve known a crazy one.
2 months is a very reasonable time period to get to the I love you stage in my opinion. If you haven’t figured it out quicker than that, in fact, I think you’ve got the worng one.
also, is there a good reason for you to be so harsh regarding this guy’s girlfriend or are you just jealous that she won the prize?
As for the old single gal comment…..ehem….Suck my left nut! So I’m divorced. I fell for ANOTHER asshole who cheated on me? Did he fall and his dick slipped into the stripper at the party? Well? As if I have regrets? No. I don’t regret a minute of my life. I lived my life the way I lived it and I learned and did shit you could only dream of. I faked it till I made it and am where I am and get to go where I go because I don’t fucking regret and I don’t give a fuck what you all think of the “divorced single gal”. I’m just learning you some facts. Maybe when you can learn to trust someone, including yourself and decide to date a grown-up, you will be able to walk correctly in my 5″ heels. When you have been hungry and homeless you can borrow my fucking blanket. When you decide that all this bullshit right here doesn’t matter and knowing what REAL love and trust is I’ll forget that I was called an old divorced single gal. Now go pray to Jesus and think Israel is great and vote for that old White guy. I’m doing things that matter and go beyond the mindset of some 20 somethings that think they know everything. Call me in 10 years when you are humbled by your shallow stupidity.
But if I called you in ten years you might be dead due to hypertension, osteoporosis or gout. That is if you haven’t already killed yourself for being loose.
me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
obviously she has regrets and is filled with intense personal shame over making such wretched life choices (i mean seriously, 5″ heels? obviously you’re a retard for ignoring the massive amounts of physiological damage you’re doing to yourself in the name of stripperific fashion!) or else she wouldn’t froth at the mouth so.
everyone makes mistakes! mine is most commonly visitig this blog and then wasting time by replying to the vacuous posts (alas, i too make stupid choices in life). but at least i can own my own asshole, laugh at my mistakes and don’t bother with the artifice of pretending i’m proud of the stupid shit i’ve done while simultaneously posturing as a martyr for having done it. you too need to get over yourself. just because you’ve been rode hard and put away wet so often does not mean you’re wiser… you’re just elmer’s fucking glue.
does anyone ever know what “real love and trust” is? would you consider my version of “real love and trust” valid? i doubt it. every person is exactly alike in that we’re all solipsistic assholes and we all believe our individual reality is the only true reality. in your world, it’s okay to be divorced… in hers it isn’t. in your world, failure is just another red badge of courage. in hers it’s an over-rated and pedestrian character flaw to be avoided at all costs. in your world, non-sequiturs in which you attack someone for political leanings you’re only imagining they have, aren’t obvious attempts at trying to impress people and diverting attention from the fact that you’re a stupid and prejudiced person. soapboxes are only good in that they offer the promise of eventually washing away all the bullshit spewing from our mouths.
every day i thank the great and almighty eastwood for the blogosphere; where else could ineffectual assholes like ourselves feel important for a few minutes every day.
please spay and neuter yourselves.
Hello themicrocosm,
First and foremost, develop a strong friendship. Have fun together. Laughter is healthy. Express love in word and deed. Appreciate and affirm daily. Be careful, sex before marriage brings psychological, emotional, and spiritual suffering while clouding good judgment. Be thankful for each day given to share in it’s brief time.
Be Thankful,
The Obscure One
While you’re at it buy her an easy bake oven, make hash brownies and get blitzed. Also remember to look both ways when you cross the street. One fish two fish red fish jesus christ could this shit get anymore cookie cutter?
Kill Yourself,
MotionShogun
MotionShogun, you’re kinda like my hero.
The Obscure One is right. All of you are tortured souls. You search for truth and when you don’t find it, because you lack the word of God in your lives, you are disenchanted and angry.
I don’t see anything wrong with the girl proclaiming her love. If anything erikpetesgirlfriendssister sounds very jealous. It is as though she wants that sort of relationship for herself, one of love and caring, but she would never admit it, because it’s not cool enough or something.
MotionShotgun makes some sick and I guess witty remarks, but he isn’t saying anything with much substance. He just cuts others down. I think he is afraid to express any real opinion. It is a lot easier to a bully than to give any reason why you are beating up on someone.
MotionShogun went a little to far in saying “Kill yourself.”
I think everyone has an ideal situation in mind regarding their “love life.” I myself, would like a relationship or at least something with a bit of substance. I have never been the friends with benefits type of girl. But we humans are selfish beings. We want what we can’t or don’t have. And I don’t think there is anything wrong with that, as long as we keep our longings somewhat hushed and we don’t act on them irresponsibly. I too, Erikpetes, am annoyed with girls that post stuff like that on there pages. But I try not to let it get to me(which it sometimes does). And if he wants to stay with that, then it is his loss. Although I would assume he is probably becoming tired of that since he has a tendency to flirt with you. I don’t think any of us are tortured souls Carrie(although I must admit that sounds pretty cool). I think we are possibly just people who have had more experiences than you(be it good,bad, whatever type) since you seem to lead such a sheltered life. Also, you said “It is a lot easier to bully than to give any reason why you are beating up on someone.” I’d just like to point out that your entire comment is you bullying people. Try not to be so hypocritical in your opinions.
Also, I don’t think there is a person here who could say they haven’t become defensive and bitter about their regrets,mistakes, flaws. So back off of Old Fart Tard Lady. We all lose it sometimes when reminded of things we’d rather forget.
My God…err gosh, I don’t think I’ll be to shit for a week after reading this ridiculousness. And I hate constipation, one of you owes me a bottle of Pepto. Tortured souls are those that can’t find a way to explain themselves and seek a higher power to justify the “wrong”-doings of others that they surely are never subject. Blind faith is nothing more than an impressive magic show, ooh-ahh. Think about the reasons you believe in some mythical, long-bearded man in white robes. Is it because he talked to you directly? Since the answer is no, then why? Surely, that magician didn’t really cut her in half! There in lies the substance of your entire existence, crazy spinning-wheel at the end of a tube lady. For your reasons are no different than anyone who chooses not to “believe.” Personally, I look to the stars, because there you can connect the dots to say what you want. That makes since to me, and its fun, plus free (damn the day I accidentally connect ‘em to say tithe).
I think this applies the the fart lady too. She has clearly decided that typically “regretful” decisions are the Holy Grail to life’s experience. Bravo sister and may you life be full of crappy decisions that quench you thirst of a full life.
“does anyone ever know what “real love and trust” is? would you consider my version of “real love and trust” valid? i doubt it. every person is exactly alike in that we’re all solipsistic assholes and we all believe our individual reality is the only true reality.”-ArchitortureMe
I’m baffled as to why we’re still discussing this after this was said, its pretty airtight as far as I’m concerned.
“every person is exactly alike in that we’re all solipsistic assholes and we all believe our individual reality is the only true reality.”-ArchitortureMe
I’m baffled as to why we’re still discussing this after this was said, its pretty airtight as far as I’m concerned.”
because we have been doing it for thousands of years, fully knowing that we are all right in our minds. what else are we gonna do?
Hello themicrocosm,
“SELF” - THE DESTROYER of relationships. THE ROOT to ALL failed marriages.
Think about it.
The Obscure One
seriously? You all knew what solipsistic meant? How many of you cracked a dictionary? Be honest!
I did…:(
“I think this applies the the fart lady too. She has clearly decided that typically “regretful” decisions are the Holy Grail to life’s experience. Bravo sister and may you life be full of crappy decisions that quench you thirst of a full life.”
Comment by MrNiceGuy | May 16, 2008
Crappy decisions? It was not my choice that people change in the middle of a marriage. I did not say “hey go do drugs and cheat on me.” I did not jump into marriage lightly. Are all the people here who speak of regretful decisions married or divorced? Have you ever been?
REGRET:
1. to feel sorrow or remorse for (an act, fault, disappointment, etc.): He no sooner spoke than he regretted it.
2. to think of with a sense of loss: to regret one’s vanished youth.
–noun
3. a sense of loss, disappointment, dissatisfaction, etc.
4. a feeling of sorrow or remorse for a fault, act, loss, disappointment, etc.
5. regrets, a polite, usually formal refusal of an invitation: I sent her my regrets.
6. a note expressing regret at one’s inability to accept an invitation: I have had four acceptances and one regret.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/regret
I don’t feel any of these. I just live my life and things don’t always go according to the way you may have planned them. Why waste time regretting anything. Move on and live another day and learn from your past don’t dwell and feel bad about it.
Have a great life. And know who your friends and enemies are.
Hello themicrocosm,
FOUR TYPES OF LOVE:
01. Eros - Physical
02. Storge - Family
03. Phileo - Friendship
04. Agape - Unconditional
TWELVE CHARACTERISTICS OF LOVE:
01. Long suffering
02. Kind
03. Suppresses envy
04. Subdues pride and vain-glory
05. Is careful not to pass the bounds of decency
06. An utter enemy of selfishness
07. Tempers and restrains the passions
08. Thinks no evil, rejoices in the truth
09. Takes no pleasure in doing injury or hurt to any
10. Bears all thing, endures all things
11. Believes and hopes well of others
12. LOVE NEVER FAILS
From love, love is sure to ripen.
The Obscure One
Regarding the four love types, the first three are based on emotional and affectionate bonding.
The Obscure one
I’m the one with no substance? I seem to be the only one not digging through a dictionary.
Wow! Who would have thought that my bitterness would spark such a heated debate? I’ll admit that I feel a bit guilty for making such broad-sweeping statements. I think it’s important for the people that I care about to know that I don’t think of them like that, which is why I stick my foot in my mouth so frequently. Apparently I’m not the only one & that’s why I love my friends.
I don’t think I’m a tortured soul. I’m a 25 year old who’s trying to take control of her life. I’m a bit naive, yet I’ve had experiences and have learned from the experiences of others as well. I do wonder what life has in store for me, but don’t we all? If I were to settle down now, I know I wouldn’t feel fulfilled. There is a lot that I want to do, and I’ve yet to meet anyone that I feel that I could spend the rest of my life with. The thought of making that kind of commitment scares the heck out of me. Whenever i see a new wedding album on facebook, I wonder how people can make that kind of decision. The idea of people saying “I’m totally down with only having sex with one person from now on”…I don’t get it. I really can’t wrap my brain around it. As much as society pushes people toward that, it really terrifies me. Right now I can do whatever I want. Why would I want to give that up? Maybe what they say is true & one day I’ll meet someone that changes all that, but until then, I’ll continue to do what I can to make myself happy. I know that my friends think I’m young & dumb, but do remember that you were once a retard like me.
Hello themicrocosm,
Wow! I believe your post just set an all time record with themicrocosm. Congratulations!
Sincerely written erikpetesgirlfriendssister. Wether towards the beginning or ending of life, it’s mystery provokes many questions. It is good that you take the marriage covenant seriously. And yes, the responsibility and the perceived loss of freedom can be very frightening. So many unanswered questions flood the mind. The unknown can be very frightening. One day, Mr. Right will come along but so will Mr. Wrong. Choose wisely. Only you can.
The Obscure One
intellectuallyactive, I read somewhere a while back a comment where you asked people to guess your age. First of all, I think you are very young. 17 or maybe 18. It is hard to tell the tone of people’s voices on blogs, but you always sound angry, although here it’s not so bad. I do not think my comments were bullying. What did I say that was bullying? I only said that MotionShotgun was bullying because he said, “Kill Yourself” and “That is if you haven’t killed yourself for being loose.” I do not blame you for being so outspoken, that’s a wonderful trait to have when you are searching for truth. I won’t preach to you about it, but God has a plan for everyone. Sometimes the hardest times bring for the brightest oppurtunities. You sound lonely. When I was your age I was lonely too. It’s a hard time for anyone. Have you graduated high school yet, or do you attend college? If you are in college then that’s tough on it’s own. Meeting new people and being out of your comfortable home. I understand how hard that is too, but it gets easier.
OMG! That just made me laugh so hard. I love it!!
I love(d) college! Who here will second that emotion?!?! My mom always told me it would be the best of times, i’m glad I took 5 years.
Actually I am almost twenty. Your comments are bullying. Your comment reads as follows:
“The Obscure One is right. All of you are tortured souls. You search for truth and when you don’t find it, because you lack the word of God in your lives, you are disenchanted and angry.
I don’t see anything wrong with the girl proclaiming her love. If anything erikpetesgirlfriendssister sounds very jealous. It is as though she wants that sort of relationship for herself, one of love and caring, but she would never admit it, because it’s not cool enough or something.
MotionShotgun makes some sick and I guess witty remarks, but he isn’t saying anything with much substance. He just cuts others down. I think he is afraid to express any real opinion. It is a lot easier to a bully than to give any reason why you are beating up on someone.”
Notice that you say in the last sentence that it is a lot easier to bully than to give any reason why you are beating up on someone. Yet the rest of the comment before that statement is you taking shots at Erikpetes, Motion Shogun, and all of us. You accuse us of being “tortured souls,” you accuse Erikpetes of being “jealous,” and Motion Shogun of “not saying anything with substance.” In my opinion, those are all examples of you bullying/insulting us or “cutting other down” as you put it.
Say what you want about me. Think what you want about me. You are entitled to your opinion though it means nothing to me. Hopefully you will learn to share your opinions without(as I always say in response to your comments) contradicting yourself. It makes me lose respect for you. Maybe you should work on that.
“I second that emotion,” corpam101. College = overload of everything. I love overload!
I’ll throw out a third on that (e)motion. By far the most influential time of my life. I’m glad it took six years, although I’m sure my parents were too happy.
And I think that about concludes this post for me. Girls, I’ve always wondered why the word “bitch” got so popular, but you’ve answered.
I wonder why the word “douche” has gotten so popular? Anyone? Anyone?
Yes, yes. I have often had to describe its meaning to foreigners, and it brings back fond memories. Why? Because only a girl can produce something so vulgar and defiling, and now we make fun of you for it. A round of douche bags for all of you out there, courteous of MisterNiceGuy.
Six years of college to vegetate on Micros’ couch and play his Xbox all day. What an accomplishment!
I love you, I.A. Looks like Mr.NiceGuy is one of those bitter woman-haters. Could it be that he’s oft called a douche himself?
intellectuallyinactive, firstly, I have an XBox controller in my hand as I type. Secondly, read the name of the post and think deeply. Thirdly, you have no boyfriend.
I heart u, E.P.G.S.
I think Mr.NiceGuy is replacing women with Xbox since (let me point out to him as he has to me) he has no girlfriend. Or could it be that he is replacing working or having a real job with Xbox because he has no real skills? Maybe if he didn’t have an Xbox in his hand while typing on here he wouldn’t have as many spelling errors! The Girls Are Dumb title does not apply to the likes of myself or Erikpetes. Maybe when you start doing something instead of sitting around doing nothing all day, I’ll respect your opinion. Until then continue making your little comments. I’ll venture speaking for Erikpetes when I say that it is quite entertaining for us to cut you down every time you say something stupid.
Who does the title refer to, might I ask? The venom from you two girls is biting and bitter. If I was MisterNiceGuy, I would play kiss and make up. Then again, I’m a lover, not a fighter.
PUH-LEASE. You’re a fighter and you know it. You would never admit to being wrong or back down in an argument, especially to a woman!
To answer your question about who the title refers to, well I already answered that in my previous comment and if you and Mr.NiceGuy can’t come up with any insults that are more creative than that by yourselves than maybe you should team up.
Come on Micro! I expected a better response than that from you.
I’ve been scouring through these comments intellectuallyactive, searching desperately for something clever. Of course I have not been able to find anything, so I resolve to wait patiently for said clever comment before I enter into any tiff-tiff with the likes of someone who enjoys such personal attacks. Please continue to present all subpar comments to my representative MisterNiceGuy. Thank you, good day.
Okay, this post has gotten me in hot water more than once now. This entry was referring to the stupid girls out there that bend over backward to please guys, or try too hard, or fall in love too fast. I think the title is fitting, b/c at some point in their lives, I think it’s safe to say that the majority of women turn a blind eye to any fault their mate may have & get all stupid. I know I have. I look back at how i behaved in past relationships, and I have to try not to lose my lunch. They say hindsight is 20/20, but it’s still unsettling when you think about the past. All of the times that I went out of my way to do something thoughtful & it wasn’t appreciated, or the when my feelings for a guy far exceeded his feelings for me, or when I trusted someone who did not deserve it…it makes me nauseous. I’ve had countless people tell me that I could do better, and they’re right. The thing is, I have to believe that in a way that’s more powerful than any infatuation I may encounter. It’s easy to get swept up in the excitement & totally throw away your pride (at least for girls). Has anyone ever watched The Bachelor? The pathetic wretches that get dumped every week make complete fools of themselves…on national television! And for what? Some guy they hardly know. Oh, but wait…he’s hot, rich & is looking for love. Gag me with a spoon. The way these normally self-respecting, dignified, attractive women act is disgusting. They all turn on each other (which is to be expected, b/c women tend to be competitive/catty), they expose themselves, their pasts, their hopes & dreams with no guarantee of getting the same in return, and the worst part is that if they win, that’s all it is…a game. They have degraded themselves to win a game, under the guise of looking for true love. I find it revolting, yet I always find myself watching the finale so I can see some poor, pathetic reject have her heart shattered. In a way, I always feel like I kind of relate to that girl. Maybe that’s what’s fueling the fire…
lol, really, The Bachelor? How can you call any woman on that show self-respecting, much less dignified? Gag me with a shotgun before I watch that shit.