Girls Are Dumb
This post is prompted by the quick progression of a relationship between a guy that used to hit on me & his pathetic girlfriend. He couldn’t handle the heat when I started insult-flirting with him a couple of weeks ago, so I checked out his myspace. In about 2 months they’ve gotten to the “I love you” stage…or at least she has.
Okay, so I’ve been in love before…or at least completely infatuated. I can understand wanting to shout it out from the mountain tops that you’ve found “the one”, but come on, is his myspace page the place to do it? Other than being oh-so middle school, it wreaks of insecurity. You might as well say “back off bitches, he’s mine!” Why do girls think it’s okay to fly their crazy flag? I mean, this is a whole new level of desperate. She posts a pic of them at a wedding with the caption “Can we be next?!” WOW! Who knows, maybe they’re soulmates. My guess is she’s just another psycho broad hell-bent on getting married & crankin’ out the kids.
Has this become the norm? Whatever happened to the Samanthas & Mirandas? Why can’t a girl just date people & not take it seriously. I thought that women were finally starting to take their time to figure out who they were before taking the plunge, but it turns out that all of the old single chicks are just divorced. I don’t want that for myself; a life riddled with mistakes and regrets. I’ll be damned if I ever turn into a gushing idiot & toss my future to the wayside for the chance to snag a guy.
So here’s the question. Have you ever been or been with that girl? How did it turn out? I know someone has to have a great story about a nutjob from the past.




