Spearmint Rhino

The strip club that spans continents.  Truly, the Spearmint Rhino has been a place of nudity and salacious activity for many years and on three continents.  When we were scooped up from the dumpy bar on the strip where bottom feeders wander for a cheesy habitat, in a couple of limos and whisked across town to the Las Vegas location, I had no idea how important the strip club was in the hierarchy of hedonism.  We apparently were supposed to be charged some outrageous cover of 50 dollars, but entered uncharged. 

Inside we found ourselves in the most sumptuous environment I have ever seen in a strip club.  The clientele was mixed, but all appeared to be freely spending the cheddar.  The groom-to-be had his series of girls, from all the different ethnic groups you can conjure and I strolled about analyzing and studying my environment.  At one point there were a group of us huddled near a passageway with a beautiful young Nubian goddess, swallowing her with our keen observation.  She enjoyed the attention.  I sparred with her with my words and our tall blonde friend sparred with her with his looks.  She spent far longer than the average stripper would waiting for the groom-to-be to finish, so she could get her turn, reliquishing hundreds of dollars she could have made in the meantime.  

We learned a little about her.  She was from New York (probably an aspiring young actress) and she enjoyed pretty young men.  She does not work out, though her body belied that fact (good genes, Darwinism at work).  Her eyes were either unnaturally light in color, or she donned colored contacts.  Her long flowing hair was soft and not a kinky, clearly one parent is white and the other black.  She was mesmerizing. 

The interior of the Rhino, as I said was plush.  It spoke of wealthy patrons and celebrity guests.  The doormen dwarfed NFL players.  The women came in all shapes, sizes and varieties.  Shemale types, natural beauties, tall, short, fake tits, real tits, tattooed, and no ethnicities were left out (I swear I saw an aboriginal Aussie).  The were nearly as many strippers as their were men.  An 8 oz. bottle of water to wash the sin, would cost you 6 dollars.  But, what would you expect from an establishment that hosts the prince of England?

Prince Harry, has indeed visited one of the Spearmint Rhino locations.  In England the Rhino was the first fully nude establishment in London.  It lead to a strip club war between the old favorite in town Stringfellow’s.  In South Park they spoof the name, with “Peppermint Hippo.”  It has also been discussed on Top Gear and Entourage.  I must say I feel privaleged to have visited such a prestigious establishment.  Thank you groom-to-be’s brother.  (I bow to you)

NOTE:  This article is per request from a Las Vegas native.